Thursday, 19 June 2008

Package Your Emotions in Pasionate Kiss

A kiss is probably the most used and abused emotional expression of all. Either we do it for all the wrong reasons or simply mess our lips by wetting other’s cheeks and lips too. A right kiss timed and placed rightly can win you the passport into anybody’s heart. So what do we know about kissing?

Turning the wrong side of the head to receive a kiss is the genesis of losing out. If not sure just revert to the conventional, tried and tested, turn your head to the right when kissing. While at it be very clear on when to kiss and when to end the passion and affection at a simple peck. The difference may be sublime to the uninitiated but a peck if often more romantic than working your lips. And why not save energy for a rainy day when a simple peck uses two muscles while a passionate kiss on the other hand uses all 34 muscles in your face?

Emotional etiquette demands less rigour and more passion. Next time you want to interlock your lips passionately mean it and do it with your eyes CLOSED. For good measure make the impression last for a lifetime because just like fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip impressions are similar. So get on with it, work your lips and draw all the attendant benefits.

There is more to a glowing skin than just moisturizers. Research has proved that the act of smooching improves your skin, helps circulation, prevents tooth decay, and can even relieve headaches. Moreover kissing is proved to release the same neurotransmitters in our brains as parachuting So there you have free medication dispensed by the lips. So stop being a slave to traditional constraints indulge and sample the beauty and sweetness from the right lips. What is more, an average person spends about 2 weeks (336 hours) of his or her life kissing.

It is within your powers to improve your personality using the most lethal organ lying between your chin and nose. Let the fear of not doing it right enslave you, practice makes perfect. If anything the average woman is known to kiss almost 30 men before she gets married. And men who kiss their partners before leaving for work average higher incomes than those who don’t. So go lips go and make history by interlocking longest.

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Living With an Unattractive Partner

So what to do when you are no longer physically attracted to your partner? Well, the word fat is often used to connote ugly. Sometimes you may be living in hell trying to hint to your unsightly spouse to hit the gym lakini wapi. Learning to share bed with all MASS may sound pragmatic but painful and unrealistic. Nobody needs an immobile and WHEEZING drum for a partner.

There are no two way in addressing a growing midstream. Being philosophical may make you look witty but then you don’t need sharp wits in bed, or do you? Cutting the mother figure is no excuse to make your body the bin for all junkies and fat on this planet. Only action oriented towards burning fat will do. As a spouse, get involved in your partner’s life and help him/her retrace the ex-shape that made you go gaga.

Wheezing drum
Sex and all its derivative pleasantries are the FIRST casualties of overlapping tummies and near-immobile limbs. Women are particular cagey about their weights and pointing this out requires plenty of tact alloyed in utmost sensitivity to their feelings. You must endeavour never to offend whoever you intend to help lead a beautiful and happy life. And no matter the reluctance to hit the gym you must not give up on her either. So you either face the problem head on or shy away in gnawing silence so as to REAP growing indifference to sex.

Forget about all the poetry and semantics that her beauty resides inside and that the outside doesn't matter. That white lie is not sustainable in the long run; banish it immediately it hits your lips. The only known cure to this explosive phenomenon in relationship is to adopt a collective mindset in confronting the weight monster. No half measures will suffice. And prescription for the cure is only dispensed in effective communication. No substitute. All the excuses about children and finances only become practical issues with a listening ear and a heart to join in the solution.

Thursday, 15 May 2008

Vertical Motions with Horizontal Intentions

Honesty is one rare virtue in all spheres of life including love life. Our pretence to fidelity with the truth is only ankle deep. Behind every honest statement by a lover lurks a selfish intention. How many times have you been invited for LUNCH by an apparently well-meaning friend only to discover to your utter dismay that it was a nothing but an EATING TRAP?

Well, there is no free lunch and even what appears free must be paid in kind. Men are the most cunning species in the dating scene. Most men will do ANYTHING to impress a lady. However, their pretence to be gentlemen to a fault often betrays the devious and ULTIMATE intention in sampling the flesh seated before them in clothes. No wonder date rate is an under reported vice.

Bars and restaurants are usually just emotional holding grounds before the ultimate preying onslaught. Forget the feel-good plastic feeling derived from alcohol. A calculative man will revert to the shortest avenue to have his date’s stability and rational willingly impaired by ale. Makers of alcohol are not fools either. They need the money to keep them in business that is why they must deliver the latent punch through the bottle.

Third lower limb
Going for a dance after the rational nerves have been conditioned in alcohol is only a ritual to completes the jigsaw. In most cases the man is merely oscillating about the mean position in apparent rhythm to music but the whole mental edifice if hours ahead of itself salivating when the eventual laying comes to pass. All the dancing to FAVOURITE tunes is pretence at its best.

Smart men simply disguise dance as the vertical motions with the ultimate HORIZONTAL intention. At such junctures, an average man is left at the mercy of the demanding projection dangling at the junction of his lower limbs. Funny enough most of the time the satisfaction is so perishable and short lived so much so that the heart starts circling her next emotional prey as soon as it collapses in exhaustion. What a cheap way to please your selfish body?

Taabu on Taboo