When her husband Ken passed away, Rose put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea.
Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."
Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big sh1t that he really was."
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How can a shitty person be a great lover?
Mama,
Eve me am not sure but I guess Rose's intentions are very noble and LOVABLE, ama? The nasty interpretation out of print is left to the cheeky READER.
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