Thursday 19 June 2008

Package Your Emotions in Pasionate Kiss

A kiss is probably the most used and abused emotional expression of all. Either we do it for all the wrong reasons or simply mess our lips by wetting other’s cheeks and lips too. A right kiss timed and placed rightly can win you the passport into anybody’s heart. So what do we know about kissing?

Turning the wrong side of the head to receive a kiss is the genesis of losing out. If not sure just revert to the conventional, tried and tested, turn your head to the right when kissing. While at it be very clear on when to kiss and when to end the passion and affection at a simple peck. The difference may be sublime to the uninitiated but a peck if often more romantic than working your lips. And why not save energy for a rainy day when a simple peck uses two muscles while a passionate kiss on the other hand uses all 34 muscles in your face?

Emotional etiquette demands less rigour and more passion. Next time you want to interlock your lips passionately mean it and do it with your eyes CLOSED. For good measure make the impression last for a lifetime because just like fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip impressions are similar. So get on with it, work your lips and draw all the attendant benefits.

There is more to a glowing skin than just moisturizers. Research has proved that the act of smooching improves your skin, helps circulation, prevents tooth decay, and can even relieve headaches. Moreover kissing is proved to release the same neurotransmitters in our brains as parachuting So there you have free medication dispensed by the lips. So stop being a slave to traditional constraints indulge and sample the beauty and sweetness from the right lips. What is more, an average person spends about 2 weeks (336 hours) of his or her life kissing.

It is within your powers to improve your personality using the most lethal organ lying between your chin and nose. Let the fear of not doing it right enslave you, practice makes perfect. If anything the average woman is known to kiss almost 30 men before she gets married. And men who kiss their partners before leaving for work average higher incomes than those who don’t. So go lips go and make history by interlocking longest.

4 comments:

Shiko-Msa said...

Taabu 30 men?! That one we shall debate. As in 1,2,3,4 10, 20, 30? Research gani hii spoiling people's CVs!

And for weight watchers, another reason to get kissing. It burns calories. Not a whole load of calories but hey... any calorie burned is good ama?

Anonymous said...

my skin glowing, mmmh...does this include the wet sloopy messy licks i get from my dog on my face???

Shiko-Msa said...

ha ha Neema. I hear Dog saliva has less bacteria than our saliva, and there mouth is cleaner than ours! Just make sure they don't lick broken skin!

Taabu said...

Neema,
Don't worry dogs are friendly and they mean what they do unlike human beings who are always caculative. BTW pets make you live longer.

Ciku,
Yes the licks outside broken skin is harmless. But you make sure it remains ARTIFICIALLY/superficially broken skin. you never know what appears broken can be something else. Mark you some people specialize in mending broken surfaces.

Taabu on Taboo