Thursday 15 May 2008

Vertical Motions with Horizontal Intentions

Honesty is one rare virtue in all spheres of life including love life. Our pretence to fidelity with the truth is only ankle deep. Behind every honest statement by a lover lurks a selfish intention. How many times have you been invited for LUNCH by an apparently well-meaning friend only to discover to your utter dismay that it was a nothing but an EATING TRAP?

Well, there is no free lunch and even what appears free must be paid in kind. Men are the most cunning species in the dating scene. Most men will do ANYTHING to impress a lady. However, their pretence to be gentlemen to a fault often betrays the devious and ULTIMATE intention in sampling the flesh seated before them in clothes. No wonder date rate is an under reported vice.

Bars and restaurants are usually just emotional holding grounds before the ultimate preying onslaught. Forget the feel-good plastic feeling derived from alcohol. A calculative man will revert to the shortest avenue to have his date’s stability and rational willingly impaired by ale. Makers of alcohol are not fools either. They need the money to keep them in business that is why they must deliver the latent punch through the bottle.

Third lower limb
Going for a dance after the rational nerves have been conditioned in alcohol is only a ritual to completes the jigsaw. In most cases the man is merely oscillating about the mean position in apparent rhythm to music but the whole mental edifice if hours ahead of itself salivating when the eventual laying comes to pass. All the dancing to FAVOURITE tunes is pretence at its best.

Smart men simply disguise dance as the vertical motions with the ultimate HORIZONTAL intention. At such junctures, an average man is left at the mercy of the demanding projection dangling at the junction of his lower limbs. Funny enough most of the time the satisfaction is so perishable and short lived so much so that the heart starts circling her next emotional prey as soon as it collapses in exhaustion. What a cheap way to please your selfish body?

1 comment:

Shiko-Msa said...

Gosh Taabu....... the demanding projection dangling at the junction of his lower limbs.

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